My kid is a genius

I know all parents say that, but I really think it. She comes out with stuff that blows me away. Mel says all the time "Mensa, I'm telling you. She's mensa".

I shall be back to regale you with tales of her smartness and then you can all leave comments about how your kid is smart too and we can secretly compare our kid's smartness and I'll say "oh wow, your kid is a bright one too" and in my head I'll be thinking "but not as smart as my kid. Heh."

Knowing she's a genius makes me feel much better about the fact that she refuses to toilet train.