The ouija board is full of shit

Don't get me wrong.. I believe in the afterlife. I believe in getting messages from the dead. I believe that a large part of our life is pre-determined. Not to the extent that we don't have a say in the matter (that's called Free Will) but definitely there are certain things that are a part of our plan.. kind of like Sliding Doors (how I love that movie). And I absolutely believe that when you sit around a board with enough combined energy, you can attract spirits who are able to communicate via the medium of the board. All that I totally believe, even if it makes me seem a bit nutty.

I also believe that if you make the mistake of asking about future events, those spirits are just as likely to spin a heap of crap just for laughs. I could be wrong.. but there's an awful lot of stuff we've asked them that has turned out to be off the mark. Like my friend Dija who owns the board was supposed to not be having any more kids. Which was ok with her, because she's got six already. Yes, SIX. Well lo and behold if she isn't pregnant again. And she would have liked some advance warning thanks very much, ouija board!!

So Danielle, I hate to say it love, but stop waiting for Mr B! I don't know if Mr B is coming or not and that's half the problem. Some of the stuff they say DOES happen, so you just can never tell. Some of it we think they say on purpose to throw us off track. And some stuff is just bollocks.

In future, if I want messages from beyond, I'll consult my trusty tarot cards or ask a psychic with some cred. I have to say though, that it's nice to have had the experience first hand and to talk to spirits directly because it all adds to the certainty (for me) that there definitely More Than This.