Kill me now

She wakes up crying for no reason (or just dreaming and calling our random words) several times a night.

During the day, if she is in the pram, she wants to walk. If she is walking she wants to go in the opposite direction to the one I'm heading in. If she wants to be carried, it is by me - not Mel - and only on my right hip, not my left. She cries when I try to get her into the car because she wants the pram (yes, the same pram she didn't want to be in 5 minutes earlier). Once we are home, she refuses to let me take her OUT of the car (the same car she didn't want to go in).

She asks for food. "Apple". I give her apple.. "no... ga-ga" (sultana). I give her sultanas. She throws them all over the floor then asks for "mi-mi" (vegemite) which she also doesn't eat. She stands and looks in the fridge for hours deciding what she wants and eventually decides on the tub of margarine. She sits on the couch with it, holding it lovingly. It's 40 degrees so I decide the margarine is better off in the fridge. But try getting that tub off her without a fight.

She's not even two yet. *sigh*